irobon:

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Straight haired person: Just comb it!
Curly haired person:

fauxrebel:

my problem with writing stories is that i’d rather imagine it and play it out in my mind than actually put it into words 

crunchbuttsteak:

have you ever known somebody so shitty they completely ruin that first name for you?

willtwerkforchickennuggets:

thelumpster:

never let me play a game with a customizable character, because i will spend the entire time making the character, instead of playing the actual game

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NO HUMAN
DO NOT BOOP MY NOSE
RAWWWWWRRRRRRRR

NO HUMAN

DO NOT BOOP MY NOSE

RAWWWWWRRRRRRRR

chronic-genderbender:

They were waiting for a chance to get away with this joke and they found it

touching-butts-with-cookies:

alwayshalfastepbehind:

fangirloftoomany:

holmesandpotterinthetardis:

madcapwhovian:

madcapwhovian:

Things that shouldn’t have been cut out of the Harry Potter Movies: ST FUCKING MUNGO’S HOSPITAL FOR MAGICAL MALADIES AND INJURIES 

ALSO THE FUCKING POINTS HOURGLASSES WHY WERE THESE THINGS CUT I AM SO ANGRY

AlSO THE HOUSE ELVES SWARMING OUT OF THE KITCHENS DURING THE BATTLE OF HOGWARTS

ALSO PEEVES

ALSO GINNY’S BADASS PERSONALITY 

morelikesnakejailattractive:

Favorite joke of 2014

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