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  1. I’m terribly fond of Karen - we’re good pals. I’ve learnt how to make her laugh during filming. I can say a word in a silly voice, and she’ll go. Karen can do it to me to. It’s that old Smith-Gillan banter - it’s become quite famous on set.Matt Smith 

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  3. he-wears-a-pair-of-silver-wings:

    physics-and-fiction:

    I get so confused in American high school films, like you have different classes called trig and calculus. It’s all maths, how on earth do you spend a whole year of lessons just doing trig.

    welcome to hell

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  6. kittengrin:

Goddamn.  Smart woman for thinking of the “ordering a pizza” thing, and smart dispatcher for picking up on it.

    kittengrin:

    Goddamn.  Smart woman for thinking of the “ordering a pizza” thing, and smart dispatcher for picking up on it.

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  8. burgrs:

    in 9th grade i was getting picked on in class and this girl was like “fuck you guys leave him alone” and called me over to her seat and I was like “thx lol” and she was like “I have something special to show you don’t tell the teacher” and I said “ok” and she pulled a guinea pig out of her purse 

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  10. allthingshyper:

katzmatt:

seeyainanotherlife:

cassandrugs:

tseecka:

samandriel:

dajo42:

“Can I touch your butt” in Elvish.

This is so useful

No, this is not “Can I touch your butt” in Elvish. This is “Can I touch your butt?” in English, transcribed using the letters of the Elvish alphabet. There is a difference. 
In Elvish, the letters of the alphabet correspond to sounds, not to words. The above text spells it out using one symbol to represent one letter of the original English, which is incorrect:
c-a-n  i  t-o-u-c-h  y-o-u-r  b-u-t-t
If you really want to spell out an English phrase using the Elvish alphabet, you would do so phonetically, which would basically equate to one symbol per phoneme (sound):
c-a-n  a-i  t-u-ch  y-o-r  b-u-t
If you actually wanted to write “Can I touch your butt?” in Elvish, one (very rough) translation would be:

Annog nin daf pladan tele ci?

Which, in Sindarin Elvish, roughly translates to, “Would you give me permission to touch your rear?”
Written in tengwar (the Elvish alphabet), it would look like this:

Sorry for the blurry quality.

damn, the lotr fandom doesnt fuck around

wow

not to mention LOOK HOW POLITE THIS WAS 
LIKE GOOD LORD 
OLDEST FANDOMS REALLY ARE POLITEST 

I love this fandom

    allthingshyper:

    katzmatt:

    seeyainanotherlife:

    cassandrugs:

    tseecka:

    samandriel:

    dajo42:

    “Can I touch your butt” in Elvish.

    This is so useful

    No, this is not “Can I touch your butt” in Elvish. This is “Can I touch your butt?” in English, transcribed using the letters of the Elvish alphabet. There is a difference. 

    In Elvish, the letters of the alphabet correspond to sounds, not to words. The above text spells it out using one symbol to represent one letter of the original English, which is incorrect:

    • c-a-n  i  t-o-u-c-h  y-o-u-r  b-u-t-t

    If you really want to spell out an English phrase using the Elvish alphabet, you would do so phonetically, which would basically equate to one symbol per phoneme (sound):

    • c-a-n  a-i  t-u-ch  y-o-r  b-u-t

    If you actually wanted to write “Can I touch your butt?” in Elvish, one (very rough) translation would be:

    • Annog nin daf pladan tele ci?

    Which, in Sindarin Elvish, roughly translates to, “Would you give me permission to touch your rear?”

    Written in tengwar (the Elvish alphabet), it would look like this:

    image

    Sorry for the blurry quality.

    damn, the lotr fandom doesnt fuck around

    wow

    not to mention LOOK HOW POLITE THIS WAS 

    LIKE GOOD LORD 

    OLDEST FANDOMS REALLY ARE POLITEST 

    I love this fandom

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  12. orocarni-mountains:

    particlecollisions:

    particlecollisions:

    Self defence sprays that are legal to carry and use in the United Kingdom

    Image 1: Farbgel
    Image 2: StoppaRed

    I’ve seen a lot of people (mostly women, for reasons which may be obvious) speaking about being worried when going out, be it alone or even with friends, both in the day and at night. I know that a lot of female friends of mine carry around a can of antiperspirant or a pot of pepper to use if they’re ever attacked. What I know a lot of people don’t realise is that there are products out there which work in a violent situation and help in catching the assailant for the best part of a week afterwards.

    Known as ‘criminal identifiers’, these sprays are brightly coloured dyes which can be sprayed in the face of an attacker. Unlike things such as CS or Pepper sprays, criminal identifier sprays are legal in the UK.

    There’s a few available on the market, with farbgel and Mace’s Stoppared being the mostly highly recommended.

    What these sprays do is release a sticky, brightly coloured dye. It’s difficult to wipe away and stains the skin a bright red colour. No matter how hard an attacker might try to remove it from their skin and clothing, the staining typically lasts for around a week and doesn’t even start to fade until after a few days have passed.

    Unlike CS and Pepper sprays (which, again, aren’t legal in the UK) criminal identifier sprays don’t cause irritation or pain to an attacker. Instead, they expand and clog up the area sprayed with a kind of sticky foam that’s difficult to wipe away. It should give you enough time to escape and report someone whose face resembles a baboon’s arse to the police.

    Each can of the sprays costs around £10 each, though it may be cheaper when buying multiple canisters and if you shop around.

    FarbGel 

    StoppaRed UV Personal Attack Self-Defence Spray by Mace

    This is an original post, but I’ve released it into the public domain. It can be shared, altered, reposted in whole or in part with no need for attribution (though obviously I would appreciate it!)

    cc @misandry-mermaid

    It should give you enough time to escape and report someone whose face resembles a baboon’s arse to the police.

    That’s brilliant

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  14. sawmestarttobelieve:

cali4niabullets:

THIS IS SO WELL DONE IT SCARED ME

This is the only kind of 3D I can appreciate without a massive headache and extremely strained eyes, so to whomever made this, thank you

    sawmestarttobelieve:

    cali4niabullets:

    THIS IS SO WELL DONE IT SCARED ME

    This is the only kind of 3D I can appreciate without a massive headache and extremely strained eyes, so to whomever made this, thank you

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  16. ukeking:

    the secret to losing followers is being yourself

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  18. Everything’s got to end sometime, otherwise nothing would ever get started.

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